LordReaperus throwback announcement template

I’ve come to make an announcement: LordReaperus’s a bitch ass mother f**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That’s right, he took his furry f**kin' dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "LordReaperus, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. no fur, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna F**K THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!