HOW DO WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE QUAGMIRE LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BETSY ROSS'S FLAG HIGHER; HOW DOES A RAGTAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER; YO TURNS OUT WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON AN IMMIGRANT YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHO'S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN
HE'S CONSTANTLY CONFUSING CONFOUNDING THE BRITSH HENCHMEN; EVERYONEGIVEITUPFORAMERICAS
FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN
LAFAYETTE; I'M TAKIN' THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKIN'
REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS
LAFAYETTE!
AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE 'EM
DROP AND BURN 'EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS, I'M
LAFAYETTE!
WATCH ME ENGAGIN' EM! ESCAPIN' EM!
ENRAGIN' EM! I'M-
LAFAYETTE!