A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND SEES A TINY MAN PLAYING A PIANO; "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS TINY PERSON?"; "THERE'S A GENIE IN THAT CLOSET OVER THERE WHO WILL GRANT ONE WISH."; EXCITED, THE MAN RUNS TO THE CLOSET; "I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!"; ::POOF::; ANGRILY, THE MAN SAY TO THE BARTENDER, "I THINK THAT GENIE IS HARD OF HEARING! I WANTED A MILLION BUCKS, NOT A MILLION DUCKS!"; "YOU THINK I WANTED A 12 INCH PIANIST?"