MAYONAISE ON AN EXCALATOR

ITS GOIN UPSTAIR SO SEE YA LATER

BYE BYEE TO THE SKY

something something AS YOU GET INTO THE HIGH

I KNOW YOURE NOT GONNA STAY YOURE EXCALTING AWAY

NOT IN MY LIFE AND IN NOT IN MY DAY

LOOK BACK AT ME NOW I WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN

Just like how Patrick thinks Mayonnaise is an ideal instrument

Damn right mayo is the best.

[Personally sweet chili sauce or any hot sauce is a solid 2nd place)