Things to be afraid of lol

Imagine being afraid of dogs

bruh 3 of em chased me when i was 7

3 of Eminem?

wha

scared of bugs but not demons 💀

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are you saying if there was an adorable little husky standing next to Asmodeus, manifestation of the cardinal sin Lust and commander of the many legions of hell...

you'd take the prince of demons?

i was chased my 3 dogs when i was 7

but like
a s m o d e u s

what it sounds like is you need a lot of therapy because dogs are f**king awesome

My name literally have Lucifer on it and everytime a dog barks it scares the f out of me

that doesnt mean asmodeus wont murder you on sight
and that fact just confirms you should get some go***mn therapy

yes