Facts right?

Me the next round:

You haven't seen Jesus yet, have you?

Well I almost died 2 weeks ago

Oof

Yeah long story short, a asshole that often swarmed me with his friends jammed my wrist between a door on purpose, causing it to go in the hospital, but the stinging i had was actually internal bleeding, so i had a 50/50 surgery on a nerve ;-;

Oh God. At least you survived.

yeah, if i could watch from the skies, id never hope to see how everyone i knew and loved would react.
But hey, i lived.

I would never hope to see that either

There's also
"Jajaja ez"

real

real