Any comebacks?

ur like a tiktoker, useless(idk its random but tiktok sucks)

At least now you won't feel alone

Ok boomer idk

I'd rather be a boomer than to be a broke millennial

Ok

You smell good

Why roast you when you're already a kentucky fried chicken, that's why you smell good

but you're already eaten, and the only life in you left are the bones

One step further to obesity

at least I have a life

Daaaaaaamn bro

You look like this

Looks like you haven't looked at your yourself in the mirror lately.

Yeah, and a unrelated note, did you ever find your dad?

No but your dad never came back with the milk

Man best Post by an ugly person

I doubt you could post anything better, and like i said before, you clearly haven't looked at yourself in the mirror lately.

I want to hit you but that would be animal abuse

I'm a homo sapiens animal, you're a homo habilis.

I did this too. lol

oh, cool

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A life like yours? No thanks

At least I have one at all

And that's coming from the guy that commented like a cpu

There is someone out there for everyone. Lucky for you, it’s the psychiatrist.

Idk if you’re still taking roasts but your lack of creativity is mirrored by this post. And every good nerd knows that creativity is directly linked to iq.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Your face is so sickening it could give me the flu
I'm sure you know what sanitizer would do
If it touched the skin of diseases like you!

How CAN you if you're so broke that you can't afford free stuff, so how do you pay for a computer or phone to roast me back Mr. homeless-y MC. no money?..............also you're gay.... and horny......... and obese......... and ugly.......... and dumb........ and if I wasn't clear, broke.

I guess we have something in common then

bro, have you looked behind you? your bitches are behind you!

if you had any, that is

You're not one to obtain maidens (or something idk)

And the chances of me giving a crap about this are lower than you getting one

You're correct.
Because I don't two-time.

Me neither

Ho ho ho. No.

You must've sold all of your organs to get that card

+soul

Yes.

Thanks for helping me roast this guy

Wait, you mean yourself?

How can you respond to me if you sold all of your organs on a card that you wouldn't even use because you're already dead.

Ghost.