“We’re detectives solving children’s crimes, so let’s call ourselves ‘Dicks for Kids’!”
“But we want people to know we’re grown-ups.”
“Okay, ‘Big Dicks for Kids’.”
“We don’t wanna sound too old, people will think we’re a bunch of old, bald geezers.”
“Big Hairy Dicks for Kids.”
“How are we gonna let them now we’re veiny?”
