Bored- Anyway don't hurt him to much-

OH HEY THERE
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE DARK.
...

C: Land creatures are scary..

BUT I'M NOT OF LAND.

C: ?

I'M DARKBORNE.

C: oh..

I KINDA REPRESENT THE BEST PART OF THE INTERNET; THE [[big deals]] BUT NOBODY CAN TELL WHAT IS GOOD ANYMORE.

C: ?

YOU SEE, I GREW UP IN A FAMILY OF SALESMEN. I'M JUST UNLUCKY. SOMEDAY, I TELL YA, I'LL BE A [[BigShot]]

C: Okay..

*casually hums NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A*

C: ?

OH, JUST THINKING OF A FUN MEMORY..

C: oh!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO COME BACK TO MT LITTLE HOME...

C: huh-?

OH, SOME KID WENT TO FETCH SOMETHING WITH [[keygen]] FOR ME.

* Ik my dude is still afraid- lmao*

* And he looked again *

*It blew up in their face, erasing all plastic within a 50 meter radius, along with them*

C: !!

IF YOU ASK ME, ALL TERRIBLE ACTIONS SHOULD BE GIVEN A CONSEQUENCE LIKE THAT.

* C nods *

NEXT TIME I'LL USE SOMETHING MORE DESTRUCTIVE THOUGH, JUST FOR [[fun times]]

C: oh-

ANYWAYS. WANNA CHAT?

C: ...Sure

SO UH... WHY YA RUN AWAY FROM ME..?

* And just like that he jumped in the water and swam away, he was afraid *

..ERR-
I CAN'T REALLY GO OUT... THERE...
I'M AIRBORNE-

* To late *

WELL I GUESS I NEED TO PROVE IT THEN
*strings allow me to hang several feet above sea level*

* He was stoll gone *

HEY OVER THERE
SOMEONE'S THROWING PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
*someone actually is*

* He slightly put his head above the water *

*I throw a [[PIPIS]] at them*

C: !

*He hides again*

[At the litterer not the skeleton]

merman lol

( =| )

lol

(lmao)

vaporeon: hello creature

* He quickly swam away and hid in a cave *

vaporeon: :(

* He was obviously afraid of you *

vaporeon: *swims to him*

* He his in a secret cave *

* hid

Facts!

1. He is called Sans or Classic, or C
2. He likes fish :]
3. He is VERY afraid of things that live on the land
4. He is also afraid of loud sounds
5. Kinda shy?
6. Has his own secret cave
7. He has some problems with his magic
8. He can make his fins and tail glow ^^