C a n

Y o u

K i l l

M e

: ) ?

Sure

[Shoots you and you instantly die]

[ Yay, I’m dead! ^^ ]

[I give you a thumbs up and leave]

[ I happily stay dead since it’s pretty much my late birthday wish- *cough cough* what-]

Idk where is the mustard

Wdym?

I need one gallon of mustard so I can summon the thing again

Uhh, but...we ran out of it like....2 days ago-

Ok fine get me the dead children
And get your cultist outfit on

I GOT SOME MUSTARD-

Ok now pour it in the circle

Oki!

Ok get your outfit on too

Okay!

Alright I will begi the summoning

^^

Ok it’s done

YAY

k i l l
m e
: )

[Shoots you repeatedly]

YAY!

[But this time, you aren't dying]

Hmm, odd...

[I keep shooting you, but you somehow survive all that]

[Confusion Intensifies]

:^

WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD ALREADY?????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Keeps shooting you, but eventually gives up]

* crys *