i want to be in the next one
PLEASE

i won't just be doing it with my bare hands
if you're male, i'll be hitting your nuts with a 9 iron after giving you a lobotomy
if you're female, i'll be beating you with a ping pong ball

Void Idk: Uhh, please don't hit me with a f**king ping pong ball-

well, i'll be playing ping pong against your face.

Say wha-

*ping pong table*

Uhhhhhhh-

*tosses you a
ping pong
thing*

I wanna be shown in the next one ;-;

Okay I got to admit that is so damn true

Relatable
Wish i was kidding

Yep-

Its been 3 years now.

Well for me

It's been......I think 5 years now?

I havent been above the poverty line of murica since.
Ehh ill get used to being fatherless eventually..

Well, I actually have been used to it-

But i havent
And i didnt rly mention you (sorry)

Wait, wha-

[Idfj what else to put here]

I have 2 dads- Brooo the shit my 1st one did-

Meanwhile me without any of them: Well sh*t-

Oof-

Yep

I stole yours :(

Well good, because he was an a*shole to my own mother-

BISH THATS WHY MY 1ST ONE WAS A A-SHOLE

SAY WHAAAAAA-

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

oop-

I WANT TO BE IN ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LMFAO-

I would though.