i have 2 stupid stories
1st story:
so, when i was about 4, we have these stair railings. and i was like, oh my god, those things are epic. so i stuck my head between them.
you know what happens next.
i think we had to get the fire department to get me out
2nd story:
when i was 2 or 3, maybe 4, i saw a plant at my aunt's house. and i was like, REALLY attatched to that plant. so, i grabbed onto it. it was very sturdy so i started throwing dirt everywhere. my dad grabbed one of my arms and was trying to get me to leave, we were on our way out, so one of my arms was on the plant and one my dad was pulling.
then
all of a sudden
pop
we had to go to the er, i dislocated i think either my shoulder or elbow
i dont remember nything about the er tho