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I survived. I was a pilot.

What did the hijackers say to you

you mean what did I say to the pilot?

Que

Nah I'm joking I wasn't a hijacker
They threw us out of the plane. There was a parachute so I quickly grabbed it then jumped out.
The hijackers said they worked for "TCK" or something like that

Did you know when you saw the towers approaching that something was wrong

I knew something was wrong the second we heard knocking on the cockpit door.
The flight attendants had a special knocking pattern. The co-pilot, felt something wrong too, so we looked for the nearest airport just in case. Seconds later, they lockpick the door and kill the co-pilot and hold me hostage threatening to kill me too. I grabbed a parachute and jumped at 1,500 feet altitude.

I knew we were f**ked

i'm the person who half-died

Sir/ma’am, were you in the tower or on the plane?

i was on top of the plane

When the aircraft crashed into the tower, what happened to you?

i fell down

well, i jumped off

So you apparently were thrown into the building, and you jumped off

What broke your fall and caused half of you to live?

a child

Thank you for sharing your story

i fixed the child's skull and he's fine now

* funny second plane *