(These are how each of my different sides feel)
Me IRL: I'm sorry... WHAT THE FRIDGE?!
John: *Tail wags and mouth waters*
Jack: *Crying in corner*
James: *Scared*
Zack: *Crying with Jack*
Jacky: *Startled but intrigued*
Jolt: *Shivver goes down spine*
Josh: *Crying in the corner with zack and jack*
Inner weirdo: HAWT YET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!