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"PLEASE, IM BEGGING YOU JUST EMBRACE THE BALLS."

I almost failed a guzzlord catch in pokemon go

That's hilarious

frfr. The optimal place to hit it is in its mouth and so we were talking around and my friend just screamed "EAT MY BALLS"

HA HA HA AH

Things I have said without context:
“I hear shooting in the hallway”
“Crackers?”
“This is one of these moments where I wish I don’t exist”
“I like rough waves”
“You wish you did”
“Oh look at him dying on the floor”
“Lemme heal myself!”
“Capture point Alpha!”
“Detroit has taken over the moon!”
“I bet there is an guy with an 50. Cal waiting for me on the otherside of the door”
“I am an real life npc”
(Some of the stuff I have said in ravenfield)

Woah. That's good