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I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

There once was a cat with a hungry belly. The name of the cat was “Wiskers Jelly”. His throat was dry and his bowl was bare meow my furry cat's meow.
Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full.
Well, Jelly got his boys and they gathered round. They scattered seeds from a sack they found. In hopes that the seeds they spread on the ground would bring small critters aboot.
Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full.
Well, the gang was bored and morale has dipped till one of the seeds grew green catnip. They sniffed and they snacked and they all got ripped. Thy all had a meow that night.
Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full.
Well, the heads were hung when the “morn was nigh” the nip was strong and they all got high. Their bellies were shrunk and their bowls still dry oh bring us some mice today.
Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full.

Bar tender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
You know Mo I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers 'til they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on
She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery so much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary
See me on T.V., the next cop series I am a danger
I guess I should've done something about my anger
But I'll never learn, real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a shit Nova
And now I'm goin' back again back to the pen to see my friends
When we all pile out that county van they'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
I crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

I know I need to learn to live with all the things I can't change
I hate the fact that I feel nothing or I'm reeling in pain
I need to shake this f**king habit, so I try, but I can't
And I look down on other addicts when we're one and the same
Remember back, I'm pushin' twenty, those were simpler times
That's when we met, and ever since you're never far from my mind
I broke my ankle playin' ball, and so it's you I'm prescribed
And even through all of the pain, you make me feel I could fly
A couple weeks, and now you're gone and now I'm feelin' the stress
I always wanted to feel something, maybe nothing is best
My friends and family start to question if I'm feelin' depressed
But I don't really give a damn, just put me back on the meds
I've been lost in my head
My homie Jack said he dealt with the same shit
He said he started drinkin' to deal with the pain quick
All you need is a fifth and it's cool to remain lit
So he handed me a bottle, said, "Take about eight sips"
I'm faded, but I wanna feel straight numb
So I drink the rest of the bottle, liquor burnin' my gums
Woke up the next day at around a quarter to one
My peers would say that "Man I had fun, right?"
I've been lyin', I've been sayin' I'm fine
But I've been feeling low and I don't know why
Another night, I feel empty inside
Down bottle after bottle of whatever I find
Feel the weight lift off me
Someone tell my mom I'm sorry
I don't wanna lie, I've been losin' my mind
They tell me "Take a pill" until I feel alright
The present day been feelin' sick, think I'm just bidin' my time
I take a shot of somethin' strong to keep that shit off my mind
All my friends started families and they left you behind
And here I am drinkin' any can or bottle I find
My body took you in as blood and so we're never apart
Some real shit, you the closest someone's been to my heart
But just like everything I love, you f**kin' tear me apart
Just like everything I love, you f**kin' tear me apart
I wanna be there for my son, daughter, wife—I mean my ex-wife now
I guess that time really flies when you're drunk on the couch
I wanna shake this f**kin' habit, I just don't know how
So you would love to see me sick until I almost drown
And so you keep me on the brink of barely livin' and death
As long as I'm alive, yeah, you know you're gettin' my cheque
You pray my son and daughter will follow me in my steps
You'll create our loves a fact that I'm broke and broken and in debt
Can go a day without food, I can't go a day without you

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Parrots in a UK zoo got removed after teaching each other to say the n-word

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