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Ruby: "Interesting...We've never seen anything like that before..."

???: do you know where I could acquire tools

Ruby: "Ace Hardware, I guess."

???: take me there

Ruby: "I...I can't...Really...But I can get you close enough to figure it out..."

???: Good enough

Ruby: *pulls up her hood* "Come on."

???: *they begin to follow them*

???: no sh/t Sherlock. *sigh* I’d better call in for reinforcement

Ruby: "Alright. Anyway, I should probably go."

???: no. You are staying right here

Ruby: "Um...We are?"

???: Yes. you are going going to help me.

Ruby: "With the ship? Sorry, but we wouldn't know how to fix something like that."

???: oh no not with the ship. I ment getting around this world.

Ruby: "Oh. We can help you with that."

???: thank the stars. I have no idea how to interact with your kind

Ruby: "No problem."

???: *silently curses at the ship as she types something onto her wrist*

Ruby: "Eh, we'll let them figure it out themself."

???: *their ears twitch, hearing you. They pull out an odd looking gun and turn around towards you*

Ruby: *sighs* "Hello."

???: identify yourself

Ruby: "Ada."

???: *a blue light from the screen on their wrist scans you. They put away their gun, still watching you carefully and looks at the readings.

Ruby: "So, what happened to your ship thing?"

???: Crash-landing. I was suposed to be testing it, but something went wrong ad i got off-path. who knows how far from home i am

Ruby: "That sucks."

Insanity: "Huh..."

???: *silently curses at the ship as she types something onto her wrist*

{Insanity slowly walks over to her.}

???: *her ears twitch and she whips out an odd looking gun, aiming it at you*

{Insanity does a little jump.}

???: What the hell are you. you are unlike any specimen I've ever seen

{Insanity shrugs.}

???: *they press a button on their wrist. A blue light scans you then disappears. They stare at the screen on their wrist, reading something*

Insanity: "Huh."

???: *they don't respond, continuing to look at their readings*

{Insanity walks over to them.}

???: I ment like, are the inhabitants as unintellegent as im told?

Insanity: "Some of them are."

???: hmmm… this is going to be tricky. Do you have any spare tools

Insanity: "No."

???: do you know where we could get some

Insanity: "Yes."

???: good. Go get them then *they turn back to working on their ship*

???: Make another move and I vaporize you *they glare at you*

Insanity: "I'm just curious. And I like to move around."
{Insanity completely stops.}

???: well, as curious as I am that you are COMPLEATLY made of dark matter, you don't see me staring at you

Insanity: "I'm made of dark matter?"

???: According to these readings, yes. there isn't a single cell of organic matter in you

Insanity: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooh..."

???: which is odd, being that it seems this ENTIRE PLANET is made from organic matter. *they look up from their readings* you aren't from here, are you

Insanity: "Nope!"

???: *they type something into their screen. suddenly, the device makes a loud high pitch "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". They cover one ear and with the other hand they hit the screen. The sound stops and the screen turns off.*

{Insanity shakes a bit.}

???: *they press the green button on their neck, recording themself speak* this is 1782 calling in for backup. I have been left stranded in another world with my ship in pieces. My tech has been damadged as well. Requesting immediate backup

Insanity: "Oh."

???: *they press it again, stopping the recording they turn back to their ship and open a hatch, revealing crushed circut boards and loose wireing. As they examin the damage, blood drips from the ear they haden't covered*

Insanity: "You're bleeding."

???: *they reach a hand up to their ear and look at the blood on their fingertips* so what?

Insanity: "I was just telling you."

???: thanks i guess *they wipe it the blood on their fingers on the side of the ship* this is going to take monthes to repare

Insanity: "Damn."

???: looks like im going to be stuck here for a while...is there anything i need to know about this planet or it inhabitents?

Insanity: "Eh."

1782: what do you mean "eh"

Insanity: "Some people can be dangerous."

1782: I have had my fair share of danger.

Insanity: "Okay."