i want iphone 14 pro max (most of the kids my middle school have it)

Get a Google pixel it's much better

what makes it so much better than apple phones?

Just look up any google pixel phone review

i have the most stupidest suckiest iphone 8 plus ever

i have a crappy iphone 6s plus

I used to use a iPhone 5s (still have it)

No you don’t (joke idc)
But I do not have a phone but I am doing fine

i know that, its just that i just feel left out when everyone gets a new iphone and gets the ios 16 update (my ipad has ios 16, but not the same features as iphone ios 16)

I understand tho

Samsung is better and cheaper