random people are like YOU ADOPTED ME and now im wondering if im forgetting anyone

is that my child too

Yes

thats my kid too ayyy

Kidnapped

oh

WHYS HE BUILT LIKE THAT BYEE

Kidnapping

free him 🥺

Kidnapped and forced to be business partner

oh

I am holding everyone’s children hostage. If I do not reach 25 followers by 2023, I will execute them.

THATS SO SAD

oh

not me lmao

ofc ofc

imagine having a 14 year old mom

bro stop 💀 most of my kids are older than me

tf

IDK I THOUGHT ALL MY KIDS WERE YOUNGER UNTIL PEOPLE STARTED COMING UP TO ME SAYING "im 14" "im 15"

I WAS 12

💀💀 did they know

yes 😭 they were like m o t h e r h o w a r e y o u y o u n g e r t h a n m e

LMFAO

LMAOOAOAO

damn
you a bad parent

NO ITS JUST THAT I SAY "okay im adopting you" TO BE FUNKY AND THEY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY SO NOW I HAVE ANOTHER KID

YOU STILL A BAD PARENT BRUH

💀💀 IM TRYING OKAY ITS HARD MANAGING 7 BILLION AND COUNTING KIDS AT AGE 14 ONLINE

WELL STOP ADOPTING KIDS

i say it as a joke now but people take it seriously I CANT HELP IT

WELL STOP SAYING IT

NO

WELL THEN KEEP TRACK OR SOMETHING
WRITE THEIR NAMES DOWN OR SOMETHING

no

yes

no

yes

no

YES

no

yes

I am a nobody

oh

you ain't adopt me tho

do you want to be or something

nien

okay cool

and I'n not adopted

sylceon

oh

also sylceon

are they my children

yes

oh