as I said about a year ago:
I saw a cockroach in my room today. It was on my toes, and it was about the size of my big toe. I jumped up, making it fall on the ground upside-down. As it lay there, trying to get up, it finally gave up. I then proceeded to wack it 9-10 times with my shoe, and then picked it up with a paper towel and put it in the garbage, along with the paper towel. If a cockroach goes into my room, it’s probably not going to come out alive.
