I'm scared to ask, what's a Scorpio?

Its a Zodiac Sign. If you don't know what a Zodiac Sign is then look it up.

A zodiac sign

same bro

literally no one: "I take personal offense to this, since I'm a scorpio."

Are you a Scorpio?

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Speaking on behalf of Scorpios

Hey Iceu.! Can you do Cancer next?

And Gemini