U don't have to repost if u don't want to

I would lock in the basement and force you to eat cat litter

Ok :)

I'd hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy

:>

Wait no I wouldn't cause that'll be animal abuse

Ah yes dark humor...the best humor

Rareinsults

Yes

I would make you watch some favorite memes with me while eating snacks :)

And maybe we could make a pillow castle together? And watch horror movies!!

YASSSS

:D

I would tie you up, rub your head, and feed you like you're my pet.

Ok :)