last time i saw something like you, i flushed the toilet

I think the last time you saw something like me was laughing in your face after your father left you.

that's good, that's good

Your mama so fat she can protect Ukraine from Russia

Your mom was Russia.

At least my mom is winning

That's because if she lost she would cause a universal earthquake.

That’s nothing compared to your mom

Your mom is so stupid she thought a Mcdonalds happy meal actually had feelings.

Your mom so mean she doesn’t get happy meals from McDonalds

My mom doesn't even go to McDonalds. I don't either.

Yo mama so poor, when I jumped in a puddle, she said, “What are you doing in my bathtub?!”

Your mom is so ugly she evaporated that puddle.

Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.

Your mom is so fat she is the reason illegals can cross the border.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

Your mom is the reason those kids were blind.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.

my god... holey shite. I have run out of ideas for comebacks.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with o
Obcd

That made me laugh tbh

Also, your mom could have saved the twin towers if she had jumped in front of them.

Touché

At least my mom didn't topple the twin towers.

You have a superpower, every time you enter a room, all the girls dissapear.

Your power is to get your mom attracted to you like a magnet. my bad I forgot that you don't have one.

yea but at least i still have a dad

Do you mean the one that took your virginity like swiper from Dora the explorer?

Nah, I was missing my mom, so i hooked up with yours, you may or may not have a sibling in, i don't know, maybe 5 months.

Oh i didn't think you would be able to with your face...

good thing she's blind tho, otherwise you would be out in the streets living in a trash can like oscar.

Nah bro you are the reason she is blind.

Yea, because I smashed her so hard

I think that is why your dad left you.

Your invisible dad has a better face than you

at least I have one. my father is still here. meanwhile, yours left after you were born. went to become an illegal immigrant into Russia but later got killed.

btw i am just doing this for fun. i don't really mean anything insulting I say.

Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number.

Your mom broke that scale.

At least I have a mom

mine didn't step in the ocean and get greeted by blue whales saying "You are my family! even though you are way fatter than me!"

At least my mom doesn’t start the alphabet with O… BCD

Bro, at least I don't use insults from the top of the comment section.

Your mom so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure