the choice is obvious

simp

At least they are a SMART SIMP, and not a RETARDED TERRORIST!

borrrring!

This is why you don't get b*tches.

yum

Same

yes espaccily cuz im a cat

I was about to pull out the furry alert but then I read your name

CAT gf if it’s not just a cat

I know

You wanna talk about Bruno with me

Sure

Same

Ok

yea bro I was finna cyber bully dis man offacliff

Yes

yes rico kaboom

STAHP BREAKING THE LAW, *SSHOLE!!!

ya see here is the part where no one asked

nukes are fun to detonate in you back lawn FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THAT WAS A JOKE

With the plutonium I can do both, I can threaten her to do it with the plutonium

hey we had the same idea

Yes

people who choose the girlfriend are simps

I agree

depends on the occasion.

or maybe they are lonely and desperate... *cries internally*

But at least they aren't breaking the law.

just shut up about war crimes

This coming from someone named Reaper Leviathan, who makes horsesh*t memes and has no common sense?! They mentioned Grade-A explosives and you expect me to let this go? From what little I pay attention to in law, this is NOT OKAY! And besides, you may put more effort than me when making memes, but I always come out on top, because I am more advanced at it and hardly even need to put in effort to get my point across. The world doesn't revolve around you, *sshole. Actually, you just added a new word to my vocabulary. Next time I see an idiot, I'm calling them a Reaper Leviathan. Enjoy your meme account, dipsh*t. Hope it goes nowhere. End of discussion.

ok I am calm now and I have two question why are you so mad about a motherf**king joke
and why did {|PERSONALLY ATTACK ME

I don't care if it's a joke, it's still a very serious topic.

Who the hell shit in your cereal

YOU.

Okay but what did I do to you All I said was to shut up about war crimes and you start yelling at me

I'm fed up of people telling me to shut it. That's all I'm ever gonna tell you.

ok thats fair but Jesus Christ did you have to personally attack me

By the way reaper leviathans if you just search it up for Subnautica we are assholes reaper leviathans are the older old definition of an a****** so to be honest you changed nothing you're just being angry for no reason

All I said was shut up about war crimes and you just come at me as if I told you to die in a hole you are literally just insulting me as if oh my god All you are some 9-year-old that wants attention on image flip that knows way too much anyway f*** you

I know much more than you, that's for sure.

That's actually fair cuz I'm an idiot

By the way the explosives it's literally just a joke and you're acting is if he actually has the plutonium