A: I just started my freshman year of college at the University of Whocares, I turned 14 in 2017 and not much is different for that time. Still on Imgflip but definitely a founding member of MSMG in 2020
B: I turned 14 in 2012, Gangnam Style was amazing, and I graduated in 2016. I voted for (Censored so I don't start another argument) in 2016 and I attended college for 3 years. I have since fallen into debt after COVID and never joined MSMG, and abandoned my Imgflip account
C: I turned 14 in 2002. 9/11 was a sight to behold. Proud Class of 2006 graduate, attended college and managed to get a decent paying job at an airline. Couldn't afford flight school so I ended up taking a job at the office at Hawaiian Air. Barely survived the layoffs because of COVID
D: I turned 14 in 1972. I remember watching the Moon landings, from 11 to 17. I graduated Class of 1976, celebrated the Bicentennial during my first summer of freedom. I got into college, but I never completed my first year. Got a job in fast food, eventually became the manager of a Pizza Hut in the 1980s. I was 43 when 9/11 happened. Now, in 2022, I'm 64. Definitely never joined Imgflip, although I have a Reddit account.
E: I turned 14 in 1922. The 20s were a grand time, but the 30s were not. Graduated Class of 1926, but my career opportunities were squandered by the Depression. I almost suicided, but God convinced me not to, and I found work in the role of a soldier in World War 2. When that ended, I reentered the work force as a 1950s office worker. I had children with my sis- er, my wife, and I saw the Moon landings at age 61. I died in 1997 at age 89. Did not live to see Imgflip get created