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if i had both i would

Makes sense

i do it regardless if they're arguing or not

Tbh same

my parents never argued in 6 years so idk

My parents argue every time they are near each other. My mom always starts the arguments. She's even tried to pin me down by my neck and beat the shit out of me. Most the time my dad is at work so he couldn't have done anything.

shit..

Yep.

yeah i do that too
except usually they're yelling at me

Damn

yea..

I'm usually just beat and every now and then yelled at

same bro

Yeah

me

Nice to know

meep

my dad got shipped to korea💀

Idk if I should laugh or not

well he does think that trans people are disgusting monsters so please do

Oh okay

I do so to block out the retarded ass 5th graders on my school bus
Hadn't heard parents arguing since right before my biological mom committed suicide (she needed to)

Damn-

She was always an abusive bitch but like

Tbh i've probably done more to her than vice versa bc:
1) i could beat her up worse
2) i was a great dodger (i would always chant "dodged like a dodge ram")

At one point i was at my f**king limit and wasn't abt to go deaf from my mom's demonic screaming, so i made her shut up by raping her (i was 10 at the time). She was silent and even scared as f**k for abt 3 years until she got into an argument against me and literally everyone else in my family (this was when she committed suicide, and believe it or not everyone was happy)

Exactly what I thought

Pov when being an abusive f**k to me backfires:

Ayo what?

You're f**ked when i go into defensive mode. Never try to pick fights with me. But yeah i murdered that bitch's soul. She be cooking up in hell. Specifically, a special part of hell where it's much hotter and has Nickelback music on loop for eternity

Btw a list that sums up what i did to her besides raping her:
Tripping her so she would hit her head on a concrete walkway
Shooting her w/ bb gun
Body-slamming her into the front bumper of her truck (which was an aftermarket bumper of solid iron)
Squeezing her stomach until she threw up
Punching her breasts

I just woke up i dont need this

What i said to ryn

Nah fr cuh

Me, who is somehow scared of myself:

Holy shit dude

Get out of the stream.

That does literally nothing.
Anyways:

So pretty much birth to 13, my biological mom yelled, screamed, and tried to (but failed to) beat me on a regular basis. My elementary school was also shit and believed my "egg donor" wasn't nearly as horrible as she really was. To this day, people still believe she was nice. So loud that she was constantly having a sore throat but somehow didn't lose her voice. All this did was make matters worse. And no, it wasn't ober little things. Me being alive and well is why. Even a woman giving birth AND having a kidney stone at the same time is quieter than a bitch like my "egg donor". Only 2x does this bitch spit out blood. And yes, ik. It is rather unrealistic. But hey someone somehow blurred the line btwn fake and real. She also treated my sister and cousins the very same way. She constantly argued with literally everyone, complaining she wants to go her way. It wasn't uncommon she gave death threats like a AK-47 emptying a magazine. She had almost managed to cough a lung out once. But ofc, she made a pact with the devil and had survived that. My dad was always at work, while my egg donor leaches off him. She never let me go to any friends' houses bc she wanted to unreasonably yell at me.

Y'all alr have the other half, and here i am now, at least somewhat happy and with permanently damaged hearing and occasionally, fearing my old self

Either this is the most concerning prank ever or you’re just the most disgusting user I’ve seen.

Tf

Bro. This is abt my biological mom. And sadly it's real

You literally said you raped and killed her how could I NOT look at you like you’re a good person?!

I didn't kill her.

She killed herself. Besides that you're the only one who gives a shit.

Friendly reminder: block button

Well you still raped her (at 10 years old Jesus Christ) and that’s disgusting. There are also comments expressing disgust from other people.

And?

They're not worried abt 1 detail. This was before i was raped anyway

That don’t justify it bro 💀

How abt you make me. You won't. Come at me.

You think i'm using it as justification? If that were the case i'd be a convicted rapist. Now ignore the rape part and read the damn thing. Twice. Both times ignoring the rape part. Bad people deserve bad things to happen to them, and i did such as revenge. I don't let bad people get away without doing bad things to them.

Why did she kill herself

She realized everything she does has a consequence (she was very dumb) and thought she could escape.
...now she's in hell lmao

i mean
yes
considering that in Islam, suicide is literally punishable by damnation

Quirked-up white boy Little bit of swag Walked into Versace And I came out with the bag

Tf?

Yeah i don't listen to that

Mostly just Metallica and Skillet

Yeah
Yeah Google, Google (what?)
Said I look like Doogal
Yeah I make that money
But I still be livin' frugal (chi-ching)
She pretty like a poodle
Wet like a noodle
Icing on these bitches, make 'em look like toaster strudel (yeah)
(Let's go!) Yeah, I'm cool as f**k
I've been at the 'frigerator (aye)
Ice around my neck, lookin' like a figure skater (okay)
No I ain't Magellan, but I'm still a navigator (huh)
Climbing to new heights, yeah I scale it like a gator (yeah, aye)
Quirked-up white boy
Little bit of swag
Walked into Versace
And I came out with the bag
First time on the mic
Yeah, you know we make a hit
Popped up into Gucci and I "Maid" Out with the Fit (yeah, okay)
Popped up into Gucci and I "Maid" Out with the Fit (what?)
Popped up into Gucci and I "Maid" Out with the Fit (aye)
L-L-Look like a square
Bitch, I don't play games (what?)
Cooler than the ocean but I still be spittin' flames (splash)
15 kills up on the board
You know I'm takin' names (oof)
Vision twenty-twenty like a window with no frames (aye, what?)
Lighting like McQueen but I'm wanted like a Mater (kachow!)
Your girl is a cutie but you'll never see me date her (no way!)
No I ain't got beef, but I serve up like a cater
Speedrun on these hoes
Can't keep up? See you later (sheesh)
Quirked-up white boy
Little bit of swag (swag)
Walked into Versace
And I came out with the bag (hey!)
First time on the mic
Yeah, you know we make a hit (ayy)
Popped up into Gucci and I "Maid" Out with the Fit (aye, yuh)
Popped up into Gucci and I "Maid" Out with the Fit (what?)
Popped up into Gucci and I "Maid" Out with the Fit (aye)

?

what the f**k
what the actual f**k

There's actually more now that i remember correctly

so tell em the f**kin truth man
this aint normal

I'm probably gonna tell more later when i have free time bc school and shit

Ok
U better

Nvm alr told it

My reply to logankellem

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