*chef kiss*

mushrooms and coke XD
bro im dead

Ah, yes. Drugs.

never really understood why people like drugs. guess its just a young people thing .-.

They must be depressed, criminals, or in my case both. Either way, the last line got me dying.

i bet the person drivng hast even left the parking lot yet, in fact they are still in park LMFAO

"experience driving on magic mushrooms and cocaine"

Ah, yes. Driving on drugs.

I’ve already done that last line.

"and designed by a team of handpicked potatoes"

Was it an inspiration from this?

"A car powered on free range chickens?"
Huh, wonder how that would work.

that is fabulous