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Had a few things played out differently, the United Kingdom could have been called Gaysexland
Scotland was named by the romans and means the land of the scotti/scotts, however the people in scotland referred to themselves as Gaels. This means Gaeland could have potentially been the name of scotland had they named themselves. it is not much of a stretch to imagine that the spelling of Gaeland could have been changed over time to Gayland to fit grammatical patterns.

Englands name means land of the angles, and is called that because it was inhabited by the anglo-saxons. This means that if it had been named after the saxons instead, it would have been called Sexland. (the a in angle-land was changed to an e, Engle-land/England, so its likely that this would happen with this name too)

Finally, when Scotland and England united, there could have potentially been an idea to have combined these two names into one, as a symbol of unity. And that is why the United Kingdom could have been called Gaysexland

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I am honestly tired of pooping and pissing
The repetition of having to continue to poop or piss my entire life bothers me. It’s so repetitive and disgusting. Everyone must do it even the most successful normie. Even billionaires. Why is there no magical way to just clean my system without this primitive garbage. Why does the body create waste anyway? This is why I can’t justify spending money to eat out, if I’m just going to shit and piss it out what’s the point. I’m so tired of being a worthless human. Pooping is disgusting why do all animals do it. We are filthy. I hate having to go to the bathroom and we all waste so much of our existence on the toilet it’s horrible. People think it’s normal and nobody is working on a cure.

Imagine being in the building while this happens.

You see the inside of Godzilla's ass, but then some of the glass breaks when he squeezes too hard, so he screams and squeezes his asshole, launching the building out underwater and breaking more glass inside Godzilla's butthole.

Hundreds die from the immense squeezing force of Godzilla's Godzillussy grinding them into the broken glass, while others drown in the water stained red by anus blood. Drowning in Godzilla's anus blood while trapped in a sinking office building.

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