YOOO MICHEAL HOW YOU BEEN, OH WHAT HAPPEND TO HIm, YOU SHOT HIM FOR TALKIN CRAP NOOO WAY THAt's WHAT HAPPEND TO THIS Fuk- Guy

Me: “AYO MAN! Who you kill this time?”

My friend: “Ah it was just that annoying kid tommy.”

Me: “Ight good choice!”

My friend: “so you you kill?”

Me: “well uh, it was uh…. You see I saw your dad getting milk sooo.”

Relatable

I was the guy he saw

U fool, everyone knows it's better to bury the body vertically with a dead animal and rare plants above it

It's in burying bodies 101.

You think that's gonna stop me from my waifu?

Relatable

Then you see a cop dumping a body in the same spot