{U enter a cafe a meet this super cool elf Wdyd?}

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Hi

Star:o hi their

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ...

Star:did u need something?

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Nope

Star:then my i ask did u need to say something to me?

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ..

Star:*thinks* o how rude of me i didn´t tell u my name i´m Star

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Food sounds nice

Star:i´ll go grab u a muffin then my treat! *leaves to grab them food*

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ...

Star:would u like a coffee? some food maybe?

(I'm playing a game with him)
Pump: Hi Travis!

*hi

Pump: So what are we playing?

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Halo. Halo infinite.

Pump: OK.

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: *boots the game up*

Pump: Here we go.

*the title screen music kicks in*

Pump: *warms up his fingers*

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ...

Pump: ...

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ...

Pump: I don't know...

(so um. Fobs are raidable areas in Halo infinite. They are just military outposts.)

(Oh)

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: What fob should we raid?

Pump: I don't understand what you're saying.

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: So what fob do you wanna raid?

Pump: What?

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ...

Pump: ...

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: *they both play*

Pump: *playing*

*they both respawn*

Pump: ...

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Wow. How did you die?

Pump: *shrugs*

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Hell yeah baby. *They both hop on co-op*

Pump: ...

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Soo... Do you wanna play co-op or...

Pump: Co-op.

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: *dies to a brute* Dammit

Pump: *also dies*

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: Oh ho

You see this splatoon character running after you screaming the AUGHH meme sound effect and the bad to the bone guitar riff. Wwyd

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *running*

(can i have the link were you made this image?)
bb sylc: i'm eating chip

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ok

bb sylc: want?

Travis the Bluesteel folf UNSC spartan: ...