Wario dies roleplay #3

wario you got this bro

Wario: Yeah, wish me luck!
*the giga roars at Wario*
Wario: You don't scare me you stupid reptile.

Marbilou:WARIO RUN HE IS NO MATCH FOR YOU!

*The giga roars at you*

Marbilou:Uhhhhhh *suddenly stops, then pulls out a dog squeaky toy, idk wtf is in his mind*

The Giga's mind:

Marbilou:*continues to squeak it* Uhhh please don't eat me?

*He just walks away confused for what he saw*

Marbilou:Well at least he didn't eat me, but poor wario

*Then you see a flying shadow of a giant flying pterosaur*

Marbilou:OH MY GOOOOD

*It was a Quetzalcoatlus flying around*

Marbilou:*then runs in the direction of waluigi's taco stand*

Wario: Ah don't be silly, I can't take him down with eas. Come on you big reptile, come and fight me!
*The giga roars*
Wario: You don't scare me buddy boi!

Marbilou:Well good luck on fighting this dinosaur, and also why in the hell are you doing this!?!!

Wario: Cuz I wanna proof people how strong I am!
*The giga gets closer to him*
Wario: Show me what you got!

Marbilou:Gosh where is waluigi when you need him.

Wario: Oh he just working at his Taco Stand.
*Then the giga bites him*
Wario: Oh my god!
*Then Wario screams as he's getting eaten by a Giganotosaurus*

Marbilou:WARIO NOOOOOOO!

*Then Wario stopped scream cuz he died, then the giga swallows his corpses whole*

Marbilou:OH SHIT! *He then run toward that dinosaur*

*The giga sees you running to him*

Marbilou:SPIT HIM OUTTTTT!

Waluigi: Oh jeez, that must be horrible.

Marbilou:My daughter was helping me too, yeah not the best memory for a child to remember.....

Waluigi: But why do people make fun of you anyway?

Marbilou:I don't quite know, maybe they were jealous of my little success?

Waluigi: Waaaaaaah, I love my job.

Marbilou:WALUIIIGIIIII *he is shouting while running in his direction*

Waluigi: Hello good ol customer, what would you like today.

Marbilou:Well first i wanna tell you that Wario died, second whats on the menu?

Waluigi: First, oh well he had a death curse anyways, he'll come back. Second, We have tacos, burritos, nachos, and some other mexican food.

Marbilou:I'll take a burrito then, do you also sell drinks?

Waluigi: We sell all kinds of drinks.

Marbilou:Well i would like a can of Pepsi please.

Waluigi: Ok, they'll be ready soon.

Marbilou: Well thanks in advance waluigi... You know, i remember back then i used to have a taco stand too, but some mean people destroyed it and made fun of me....

Minus: Kick his ass wario

*Then the giga wakes up and walks to you*

Minus:...

*It uses it's jaws to grab Wario corpse and walks away eating his corpse*

Minus:.....holy shit

???: I know, horrible sight huh.

Minus: What the?

???: Waaaaah, I'm his brother Waluigi btw.

Minus: Oh sup

Waluigi: Ahh nothing, just hoping to be a fighter in the next smash game in the future.

Minus: Theres not gonna be another Smash game so you now have 0 chance of being officially added

*At the Taco Stand*
Waluigi: Come to my taco stand, we've got burrtios, nachos, and most importantly tacos.

Minus: This place looks nice!

Waluigi: Thx, I bet Taco Bell can't beat this

Minus: I hate taco bell

Waluigi: Yeah ik how you hate it.

Minus: Taco bell is the reason i dont like tacos. Taco bell made some of the worst tacos ive ever tasted

Waluigi:Hey while you buy a burrito would you like a taco with that, these are way better than Taco Bell's tacos

Minus:..Sure!

Waluigi: Ok, that'll be 5 dollars

Taco - 3 dollars
Burrito - 2 dollars

Minus: Ok (give waluigi 5 dollars)

*Then a roar was heard in the distance*

Minus: huh?

*Then a t rex came*

Minus:...

*The t rex walks towards the giga*

Minus:?

*Then the 2 dinosaurs circling around*

Minus:.....

*THe rex roared at the giga and started fighting it*

Minus: Cool! (Pulls out popcorn)

*The dragon get you out of the fight so you won't die*

Minus: (eating popcorn)

*It seems like the giga is winning*

Minus:....

*THe rex got knocked out, then the giga was about to finish it off*

Minus: I hate that giga (uses powers to throw the giga Far away)

*Nope*

Minus: aw ok i guess ill leave then

*But then the t rex woke up and then finishes off the giga*

Minus: (claping)

Waluigi: Follow me, you'll love my taco stand.
*Walks to the taco stand*

Minus: (follows)

*While You and Waluigi go to the taco stand, an animal was watching them in the bushes and then follows them to the stand without being spotted*

Minus: Do you sell burritos?

Waluigi: Yeah, I also sell burritos.

Minus: I would like a burrito

Waluigi: Sure, soon as we get he-
*Then they heard a stick snap*
Waluigi: What was that?

Minus: I dont know...

Waluigi: Eh, idk either.

Minus:...

*The night light lands and sees if your ok*

Minus: What the f**k

*It also sniffs too just to be sure your ok*

Minus:.....im ok

*Then it sits down in front of you*

Minus:.....can you even talk?

*It just nods no*

Minus:...(sighs) of course

*The same dragons you encountered came to see you*

Minus:....

*The dragon walks faster too*

Minus ok then (Starts running)

*The dragons starts running as well*

Minus: Grrr (gets faster)

*The dragons starts flying while following you*

Minus: (starts floating as he goes faster then Sonic the Hedgehog

*The dragons tries to go faster*

Minus: Cant keep up can ya!

*Then out of nowhere a night light hit you by accident*

Minus: ow

*Then it makes you uncamouflaged to give you a preview of what scared the dragons, it was the same giga that ate Wario's Corpse*

Minus: Time to kill that bitch

*It makes you camouflaged again, it's protecting you from that dinosaur*

Minus: Dont do that. i want the Dinosaur to see me and once it does ill kill it

*It uses it's paw again to cover your mouth*

Minus:.....(starts tapping foot)

*The giga looks around*

Minus:...(teleports away from the dragon and appears next to the dinosaur)
Minus: Sup

*The giga sees you and then it roars at you*

Minus: Wow i didn't even do anything but if you wanna fight then lets fight

*right into the mouth*

Minus: get shit on

*It swings its tail at you, making you go flying*

Minus: oh shit! (Starts floating) idiot! (Starts to grow giant)

*Giga's mind*
What the fock!

Minus: L+Ratio (hits the giga with his gigantic fist as hard as possible)

*The giga got knocked out cold*

(Turns back to normal)
Minus: That was easy

Wario: Wah, you just life. Thank you, you don't know how many times I died.

Minus: you have died more then once?

*Then you hear a roar in the distance*
*The night light flies away*

Minus:..(sighs) im going back to the taco stand (starts walking back to the taco stand)

*The featherhide jumps and camouflages you*

Minus:...thanks (keeps walking to the taco stand)

*It uses it's tail to make you stop walking*

Minus: that wont stop me (starts floating to the taco stand)

*It uses paw to cover your mouth*

Minus:.....(keeps floating to the taco stand)

*Then a roar sounded closer, the dragon was scared*

Minus:....(doesn't stop)

*Appears to be nothing*

Minus:.......

*Then it appears (cuz it's can camouflage) it was a featherhide*

Minus:....what the

*The dragon was very curious of you*

Minus:...(starts tapping foot)

*The dragon was still curious*

Minus:...well uh...(starts walking)

*The dragon follows you*

Minus: (Starts going faster)

*Then you hear a noise coming from the bushes*

Minus: What the? (Looks in the bushes)

*Nothing is there*

Minus:..huh ok then (continues walking)

*Then you hear the noise again, this time louder*

Minus: Who the hell is making that noise?

*Then it stops*

Minus:.....?

*Then the noise was there behind you*

Minus: (Turns around)

Waluigi: Noooooo, Waluigi is in pain! 😭
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

Minus: i Coded you into my copy of the game as a playable character

Waluigi: What, really?

Minus: Yep. Nintendo just wont add you into the game because your too strong

Waluigi: You talking about....
*Turns into WaluRambo*
WaluRambo: WAAAAAAALURAAAAAMBOOOOO!

Minus: Damn you look amazing!

WaluRambo: Why thank you, good sir!

Minus: :)

*Turns back to normal*
Waluigi: Say, wanna a taco from my taco stand?

Minus: Yes!

Wario: Yes, I have a death curse. Which means I can't stop dying!

Minus: I just cant die at all

Wario: Well except for me. I keep dying allot.

Minus: That means you can do the most dangerous stuff and if you die you just come back! Thats awesome!

Wario: Not for me tho. Plus idk if that dinosaur is gonna wake up.

Minus: eh lets get outta here

Wario: Ok.
*Trips on a rock and then his head gets impaled by a sharp rock and dies*

Minus: oh my f**king god

*Wario is focking dead*

Minus:....well shit

*Gives him taco and burrito*

Minus: (eats the food)
Minus: Holy shit this is amazing!

Waluigi: Yes sir.

Minus: :)

Waluigi: You need a drink?

Minus: Hold on (pulls mtn dew out of his pocket)
Minus: I always carry Mtn Dew on me

Waluigi: Now if you excuse me, I'll be serving customers.

Minus: Alright ima go home

Waluigi: Ok, have a nice day.

Minus: See ya! (Starts walking home)

Wario: Bring it on you big reptile!
*The Giga roars at Wario*
Wario: Roar all you want, you can't scare me!

Minus: (starts eating popcorn)

Wario: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
*It bites Wario*
Wario: WAH! LET GO OFF ME!

Minus: Oh SHIT! (Pulls our a sword and stabs the giga)

*The giga roared in pain, will roaring in pain it let go of Wario*
Wario: Mama Mia, I almost got eaten.

Minus: that things big

*The giga roars at you*

Minus: F**kin dinosuar

*THe giga bites the sword and throws it out of the way*

Minus: thats ok (throws a fire ball)

*Then the rex just leaves*

Minus:...

*The dragon puts you down, your safe now*