*insert funny title* :P

Hi bored
I'm your new personal hugger if you want or something idk I trademarked the free hugs and now I don't know what to do with my life

I swear if someone posts one more dad joke I will end them

That wasn't a dad joke
I can literally be your personal hugger

I know, I'm just mentioning it

Ok fair enough

I legitamately thought you were going to say "Hi, just mentioning it, I'm dad"

*legitimately

Hi, just mentioning it, I'm dad

Hi dad, how about you go back to milk island and never come back

:|

Hi, just mentioning it, I'm dad

You f**ker

pffft

hi bored, i’m dad

Daddy?

yes

Why did you go get the milk but never come back

the milk men. they took it.

Alright then, mommy

that was mean of them

actually, more like mommy

Hello void

hello

What is 4^3×7=y

4^3=64
64x7=448
y=448

Good you can do simple algebra now take this and you will never use this information again

I took algebra last year so I learned that bs already

*trying to resist the urge to make a dad joke*

Veloceraptor and WiltingRose already did

I'm aware of that.

Hi aware of that, I'm dad

Knew you'd say that lol.

That was fun, I'm gonna go get the milk now

Man, ngl. I feel like that joke is overused.

It wasn't a joke, I legitimately bought milk

Huh. Well, I mean the whole joke about someone's dad going to buy milk and never coming back. I should have clarified that, that's on me tbh.

Yeah, that joke is overused

Aha- I mean- Yea

Hi bored I'm dad

daddy?

Yes son

Why did you go get the milk and never come back

I got stuck in traffic on my way from here

Be quick, I don't want dry cereal :(

yay choccy milk

I’m also bored

Nice, what you want to talk about

idk

idk either

well umm…, we’re both bisexual we could talk about that

do you also have a crush that you just found out is straight

no I don’t.

I'm glad you don't

f, you have a crush on someone who is straight so you can’t date that person

I took the L

well there are plenty of fish in the sea