me (i have been sick for 3 days of my school year already, soon to be 4 and it has not even been the 3rd 9 weeks, still at beginning of the 2nd 9 weeks):
ME (I AM CURRENTLY SICK WITH SOMETHING I DO NOT KNOW OF WHAT I HAVE, SINCE I AM NOT SURE IF ITS A LOW-GRADE FEVER OR A COLD DUE TO MY TEMPERATURE BEING EXACTLY 99.5, AND I HAVE NO WAY TO FIX IT WITH THE PAIN OF A CONGESTED NOSE, SORE THROAT, CONSTANT SNEEZING, AND COUGHS WITH MAJOR TENDENCIES TO SLEEP AND THROW UP):