How to become a clown for beginners:; Step 1: Apply a thick layer of white face paint to the facial area.
Be careful to avoid the eyes and continue applying paint until complete coverage is achieved. Step 2: Using various face paint and other cosmetic products, apply clown-like features to the face.
Be sure to use brightly colored product to achieve the desired aesthetic. Step 3: After applying a hair net, if necessary, outfit yourself with a rainbow colored clown wig.
Ensure that the wig is fastened securely to avoid costume failure. Step 4:
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