Oh my god

686 views • 61 upvotes • Made by anonymous 2 years ago in Dark_humour

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SovietNugget
1 up, 2y
yes
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
You wanna know why Americans can win against England however?
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
cuz they already lost their queen
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Their parents need to sign the permission slip.
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
yep lol
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
So last night, I walked into a bar.

...

It really hurt.
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
ouch hit you on the head ey?
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Yes

Anyway.

That's it for dad joke hour!

My father is leaving!
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
for the milk?
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
No, for cigarettes.
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
dang he fell to addiction
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y
Yep-
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Correct!

Wanna know why Halloween legends can't move anything but pawns on turn 1 of chess?
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
the Halloween gambit
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
No, it's cuz their horsemen haven't heads!
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
dang wanna know why Chinese kids don't believe in Santa?
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Because they make the toys.
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
yep lol
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Just heard that one recently actually-
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
huh
-Azi_da_Fox-
0 ups, 2y
Got any other jokes?
Player64
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
here's one why can't orphans go on field trips
_Flipper
0 ups, 2y
Why
Rick_4st13y
0 ups, 2y
Shadow_the_eggdog
0 ups, 2y
Me who knows his dad was one of the original pilots who were killed by the hijackers:

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