Oh hey mate-
Didn't realize my boss was sending me to the edge world, else I would dressed up.. a bit less... like a cat-person.

...
I was told I was headed to a chill place where people liked cute things.
So look what I came here in..
Well guess my appearance will be deceiving, heheheh.

Uhhh... okay. Here, this outfit is uh, flashy, if nothing else.
*red got the Royal Guard Armor*

...nevermind then. Have this instead.
*red traded it out for several spike bands*

...
I just wanted to give something back...

That's uhh, actually my job. To help entire universes, and that tends to mean everyone who sees beyond the fourth wall.

I cant...
I'm stuck here until I fix everything.
I'm actually quite good at it.
If I can SAVE a horror world, I can SAVE this one too.

*grabs [SHINY] true reset button*
Wanna bet?

This thing is modified.
To take everything back to the first. One in approximately 16,384 True resets this thing will appear.

...
That's a complete and total f*cking lie.
Ink copy-pasted the human SOULs on every timeline. I became a hive mind kind of being.
So I also got to die in many various ways! And watch every world either be saved or crumble. Even this one found and happy ending.

Hahah...
If only it wasn't so.
This world looks hopeless, but I dug through the code's protective layers to find an unused happy ending...
Only U!Player has seen it before me. And considering the fact that they only dwell in Classic anyway...

Then explain to me exactly what you're talking about. I can understand anything, even a jester's ramblings.

...it's fine.
At least you two aren't the same entity...

...
I know exactly, actually.
The reason I fell in the first place was in inspiration of the first, to run away from my life. And mainly, my family.

But, they said they'd track me to the ends of the earth. And so I went into a different world.

...hmm... whatever.

I wonder why I even bothered in the first place.
Down here I suffer a shattered fate worse than anything they could have done.

Don't get any funny ideas...
I've seen this world in disbelief.
He cares about you, despite his actions.

Look. I've seen every world. The head of the royal guard, despite what he showed to others, broke.

You wanna see it for yourself? I can take you to view the timeline from the outside.

Alright.
Do you want to see what it looks like from the beginning forward, or just the confrontation in Judgement?

Alright...
*we now spectate the final roomb of snowdin*

If I'm correct, this is when you grow tired of seven routes and try them before they have 92 hp.

...wish I could follow, bud...
*pap appears anyway*
Oh yeah. That's right. You simply just jump in the way...

Actually, he doesn't even let his guard down..
Besides, when has he ever changed his mind from someone talking to him?

...
Go ahead. Just be wary of unique consequences like the fact that two of you are in one timeline...

...alright.
Whenever you've seen enough, tell me..

[Sorry but I can't tell where in we're at-]
[Before or after death?]

[ after ]

Pap - ..?

Pap - ...wait a minute, I'm confused. You're alive? Was this some kind of sick PRANK? Wait... If that were a prank then the human would have had to be on your side, despite felling the entirety of Snowdin.
How did you...

Pap - ...perhaps I treated you too harshly...
If I could... show a little weakness? Would you resent me for it, alternate brother?

Pap - ...I suppose I did. Do you prefer otherwise?

Pap - ...I don't mean to be so hard on you, but...
We both know the rules, and I suppose I tried to shape you to be able to deal with the cold-hearted monsters down here, forcefully, when, the truth is, you can't just go from being, well, lazy... to the most scrappy monster down here. Overnight. That is my fault.

Pap - ...you may visit me anytime your "boss," or anybody else gets you down... I may be unable to change it, but.. I could comfort you. Since I no longer have my own with me... your presence here alone, simply... helps. Emotionally. But remember that it will always be your choice.

Pap - ...thank you. If you ever need me, I will set up a shop in that old shed to stay in so that the thing wandering these caverns cannot reach me. Yknow, like Gerson. They'll be stuck in a neutral loop, hahah..
Think of this place as a... a sanctuary for you to stay in, no matter what is happening outside. Well, brother... I will wait any amount of time just to see you again, but please try to visit semi-often.
And tell me, who may wish to visit me more..?

Pap - ....I see. I will be happy to meet him.

Pap - whenever you choose to is fine... you needn't trouble yourself now, if you don't want to.

Pap -
...
Thank you, brother.
I have a bit of work to do, so perhaps don't send him for the next hour or so. After all, the longer I stand out here, the more time it has to...
...I hate to admit it, but that thing unsettles me.

Pap - I already know what may happen.
I feel a power now, even greater than yours within myself however. Yet I sense that it wouldn't be enough, still...
Which is why I choosen't to confront them.

Pap - ...brother, don't...
They'll be stuck without my EXP if they try to purge this timeline. If I can get behind a shopping wall, it'll be safe. It isn't worth trying to get rid of them, I can sense that..

Pap - ...I'm sure you have something better to do now, right?

Pap - you just look busy, brother. Go on and do what you need to...

Pap - I'll leave you to whatever business you have with this... guy.

Pap - ..okay?

Pap - ...a threat, or otherwise?

*I teleport Red out of the area*
Nope nope not happening today.

Fell, don't worry. You'll be safe behind me...

You may speak, then. One attack goes up in the air, or in the ground, or in whatever way materializes, it stops. Mmk?

...good.

...
Beats me where Horror is at.

.....

....

Pap - ...I thought it was obvious. I'm a disbelief.. What's it to ya?

Pap - ...you smell of monster dust. I can tell that you're the result of even more sprees than myself.

Pap - I'm not judging. Can't say I haven't killed either. You're all right, alright?

Pap - .....forget it.

Me - chill yourself, bonehead. I got paperwork to deal with if one of y'all tear each other apart.

Think I'll just listen to a cool mixtape...
*puts on headphones*

AA MY EARS-
WHO TF SET THE VOLUME TO MAX?
...whatever.

...yeah no let's not have this happen again
Or else I'm finding who turned the volume to max and they get to hang around for a while.

:)
Anyways who wants some fried snow?
Only 5g!

I dunno. Ask classic. I bought this stuff from him for like 500000g.
You guys are lucky.

Pap - doesn't matter to me... they're stuck until they turn me to dust. So why not sit behind a shopping counter?

( the websites server went down so I can't make text boxes rn- )

Error - Well I can get rid of them forever as long as no one touches me. . .

Fixed.
*error no longer crashes bc I can edit code and bc yes&

Error - Wait wha-

I'm working on getting rid of your fear now hold on-

Error - Wait, Wait, Wait you can't do that! You know how much that will mess up the code?? Plus, the creators would freak out!

...whatever.
Wish I could just take over and make the rules myself.
I already do all the dirty work around here anyway...

...that's what my job is... to try and make everyone's life easier.

Go on ahead...
Just remember, PLAYERs are tough little rascals. I think a couple have bypassed Ink before.

Your choice...

I haven't had a strong opinion in my life.

Just don't send me to specific f*cked-up worlds.

Oh yeah and that's in both senses.
Keep me the HELL away from HELP_tale

Mmk..-

Oh hey Gen-
Ironically, Error sent you here.

Good question.
Wanna chat with that guy or somethin?
*gestures towards darkened NYEH*

.....
You both look like you could use some time with a brother...

...honestly I could too.
Well, why don't you two chat eh??

Pap - ...I was told you'd come.. Hello.

Pap - ahh, you'll w...
Sorry. Force of habit that I'm trying to break...

Pap - so... you know fell? I'm his brother..

Pap - ...normally I'm the most aggressive guy down here. Bet you can guess what happened.

Pap - .....heheh... it's fine.

Pap - ...something about you seems different. You smell a bit similar to the human... or whatever you could call it.

Pap - yeah, I heard of it. He rambled about that for a bit of time... heh..

Pap - ...it's been nice to meet you..

Pap - ...wish I was this nice in every one if my timelines, heheh..

Pap - makes sense...
I'll have to talk with you again sometime soon. It gets... lonely... without him.

Pap - ...I think Error is already getting rid of the human.

Pap - yeah-?

Pap - ???

Pap - ......ironic.

ME - ....YOU'VE DONE FKED UP M8-
*It starts raining [[GODSWRATH]]

Actually- I think if anyone here believes they can do that, it's Pap.
and ofc I overwrite basically everything.
I don't think even calling the [BIG ONE] will help you now

Either way, I still have the SOUL power of one human per existing timeline of existing AU.
That's what is real.

*slaps*
You should REALLY [[check]] your opponent more often.

As in stats-
Whatever.