SO YESTERDAY WAS MY DAUGHTER'S 15TH BIRTHDAY. SHE INVITED FRIENDS OVER AND ORDERED PIZZA. WHEN THE PIZZA ARRIVED, I STARTED DOING THE FLOSS SAYING "PIZZA GANG PIZZA GANG PIZZA GANG PIZZA GANG!" SHE COVERED HER FACE AND SCREAMED "DAD STOP!" TO WHICH I RESPONDED, "GIRL DON'T KILL MY PIZZA SWAG!" THEN I DABBED. SHE RAN TO HER ROOM SOBBING AS HER FRIENDS LAUGHED. SHE HASN'T TALKED TO ME SINCE. DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
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