Idk what to do (mild panic)

Am i allowed to say an nsfw way to get revenge

Yes.

seduce him and then use the bed sheets to strangle him. Whisper to him as he is suffocating (I NOTICED YOU MOTHERFU CKER) or just say that he's failing nnn

Lmao

Give him the ol' dick twist

Ok

if it's to start masturbating back at them with eye contact

no

I don't masturbate anyway /srs

they are doing nnn. and jerking off is a sin. don't you know that?

WHAT THE FU-

hand him over to me for, reasons...

time for another neutering

Average day in Chicago

Maybe in Chicago, not in southwest england

Stab him or sum idk

jam a pencil in his neck, leave it in there. watch him wheeze for air as he drowns in his own blood.

Good idea

once he slowly dies, chop him into at least 14 pieces and put the pieces in a trash bag, it makes it less heavy.

Thanks for the advice, although I can just tp him to his morgue if I don't have the bags.

better idea.

R U N

(Grabs gun) should I consider the alternative?

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