LucotIC THANKSGIVING announcement temp (11#)

Halloween

Christmas is second but cutting very close with a 0.00001% less like

makes sense.
Halloween is nice because of all the candy

But I don't celebrate either.

Chrimas

*Christmas

Chrimas

yuck

How is Christmas a yuck

The cringey christmas charols.
The nasty food.
The colors.
The fact that it literally represents Satan

where tf does satan come into play

The 2nd commandment: Thou shall have no Graven Images

The star on the tree represents Christ and Christmas is suppoused to be his birthday.
Not only does this break the 2nd commandment, but it also breaks the 1st and 9th.

1st because you are worshiping a flippin' star over God
and the 9th because Jesus doesn't have a "Birthday" because he doesn't abide by time. God and Christ have always existed.

*santa

santa is satan...

*santa

christmas

eww

Then why did you ask 💀💀💀💀

For an excuse to post my new template

Yes

Yes

Errrreaaereerererrererrererera beep beep train stopped

christmas EVE, because its the one day of the year that i can actually get a decent amount of sleep

I love that perspective.