Buff Doge vs. Cheems

BC Ashfur: I took over the body of the ThunderClan leader, blocked out StarClan, and took over the entire Dark Forest, nearly tearing the clans apart, all because I was still angry at my ex for rejecting me 5 years ago

PoT Ashfur: Noooo, my ex-girlfriend told me she adopted her sister's kids while I tried to kill them for rejecting me. i'm gonna go tattle to Firestar at the gathering. don't kill me pleeeease :(((((((