Get a timed test; get done with a minute to spare; realize there is a back side; only one question; the question is Pi x Pi; Just skip it; Realize it is worth half the test; set the paper on fire; charged for arson; have a lawyer; who is also a murderer; convinces the court or your innocence; trip on the court steps and crack your skull; Go to hospital; Told you only have 24 hours to live.