OP OCS are recommended, ERP is a no, but romance can be (girls only if so.). Other than that, your good!

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are you from henry stickmen?

“Hello.”

Doctor stangemoai: Greetings
Boku: whats up

“So… your friend here wants to defeat 4 guardians, and he will need our help.”

Boku: ok thats very nice lets clap their cheeeeeeeecccks

“Yep.”

*they look for the guardians*

“The nearest one is gladous. Probably the most agressive out of all of them.”

Doctor stangemoai: then lets get him

“Sure.”

Moku: I know where hes at

"of course we can locate him! besides, all of them are big."

Kapitan Moai: thats what she said
Doctor strangemoai: go west thats his location

“You son of a-“
“Nevermind that. Lets go.”

*they soon find him*

*hes like, huge, but doesnt notice the quad.*
“There he is.”

Kapitan Moai: lets assassinate him
Moku: agree
Doctor strangemoai: ok lets go *turns everyone invisible* be quiet guys

“That isnt being quiet-“

All: shhhh

“…”

All: *sneaks up to the guardian*

“Dont go too near.*

Kapitan moai: *doesn't listen and tries to stab the neck with a CS:GO knife*

“Hes dead.”
*all of a sudden, a spike just penetrates kapitan moai, and gladous turns around.*

Kapitan Moai: oh shit my chest hurts
Moku: AHHHHH *shoots a beam at gladous*

“AND NOW WE ARE PANICKING-“

Doctor Stragnemoai: No, we fight *summons all of cancel culture to cancel gladous*

*gladous easily beats them.*

Kapitan moai: *stabs gladius in the back 55 times with a fentanyl knife* get poisoned bitch

*it doesnt hurt him.*
“What are you doing?…”

Kapitan Moai: It's not supposed to hurt him for now...
Docter strangemoai: I see what u doin ok ok
Moku: Oh yeaaaa ok bet *teleports everywhere to distract gladous while punching him*

*gladous looks at Silencio678*
“Whats happening?”
“…i dont know.”

Kapitan Moai: looks like it's kicking in
Moku: final words gladous?
Docter strangemoai: *chuckles*

*the stab wounds just heal up.*
“…YOU THOUGHT STABBING CAN KILL ME?”

(First one. Silencio678 will guide you throughout the fight)
“So you want to defeat the other guardians?”

If you want to

“Well… sure! Besides, they are assholes.”

ok bet if all goes wrong I got a couple friends to help us

“Alright. So, bad news, all of them are stronger than me, so with our powers combined we can make a challenge for them. If we fight two of them at the same time, bring your friends.”

Ok bet *calls them* I need you, get to my location asap
???: ok
???: Eta 3 seconds

“How are they going to get over here in under 5 seconds-“

Magic *sees them* oh there they are
Doctor strangemoai: *opens up a portal* hello
Moku (moai version of goku): WHATSUPPPP

“The fu- anyways, hello.”

Moku:whos that?
Kapitan Moai (me): hes a friend

“Falling 100000 meters gets you here.

I thought i'll get a video game achievement, but it turns out it's a dev room

“This aint no dev room-“

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ

“HEY BE QUIET-“

why

“Im not the only guardian here…”

Oh shit do I have to fight 5 other bosses

“Fine. Let me explain this the gaming way…”
*ahem.*
“Basically, this is like a void of sorts with 5 guardians, one of them is me. And unfortunately, i am the only passive guardian. The others are like bosses.”

Dialogue options: Wow thats cool, but I didn't ask (starts a boss fight)
Oh ok (does nothing)
Kapitan Moai (yep that's my oc's name he's in the meme army btw): oh ok

“…unfortunately and fortunately yes.”

Can I like uh, destroy that universe?

“…only if i could help you.”

Ok fine

“Look, its prohibited to destroy a universe. Especially Multiverses. If you do destroy one, i am forced to kill you.”

Ok fine, but I have one question

“Hm?”

How did I get here?

“Well… it can just teleport you here all of a sudden, or you enter by falling 10000 or something.”

Falling 1000?

“Hm- oh hell no im not from henry stickmen. That would have been great though. Anyways, who are you?”

I'm defiantly not a supernatural god thats captain of the meme army

“Cool.”

and who are you?

“Silencio678, keeper of the Void of eternity, which your standing on.*

Why are you defending this place? Theres nothing here

“Attackers want this place.”

You can't do sh8t in here

“Actually, this is right next to the gates to other multiverses, so… you can easily take over a multiverse by using that place, and to get to there, you will have to go through here too.”

Is there a universe where I'm a furry? (don't start any arguments)