CAPITALISM; YOU HAVE TWO COWS. YOU SELL ONE COW, GET A BULL, START A FARM, AND MAKE A PROFIT. YOU BUY AND SELL WHATEVER YOU WANT, HIRE PEOPLE TO HELP, AND ENRICH THE ECONOMY OVERALL. AMERICAN CAPITALISM; YOU HAVE TWO COWS. YOU SELL ONE COW, GET A BULL, START A FARM, MAKE A PROFIT AND GET TAXED, FINED, AND REGULATED OUT YOUR EARS BECAUSE GOVERNMENT IS AFRAID OF YOU MAKING "TOO MUCH MONEY."; POSTMODERN WESTERNISM; YOU HAVE TWO COWS. YOU ARE CAREFUL NOT TO MISGENDER THEM, AND MAYBE SOMEDAY THEY'LL HAVE A CALF. GOVERNMENT GIVES YOU A $1.5 MILLION GRANT AND SOCIAL IMMUNITY FOR YOUR STUNNING BRAVERY.
