Theory 1: Furry College? Foxenburrow Files Presents:
Furry Theories; I was making a post about something for this stream and it got denied, and the mod said something about "Therians." I looked it up and a Therian is someone who IDs as an Earthen Animal. I then began to think "How the hecc did they know this? Is there a..."; FURRY COLLEGE? I was talking about this with some of my friends in memechat and I started to go on about how it could be... Would they give you a fursuit based on your fursona to exact illustration and description? If so, that would be a good place to go for me! But... what of the food options? Would the food be based on sexuality? Would Gay men get sausages? Would Lesbians get clams? Would Bi people get both? Would Asexuals eat nothing, or... idk... a cup of cheerios..? Would Aros eat air? Would Necros eat a carcass whole? and for the vegans... Would they get a bucket of grass? Not any grass, though... A large farmers pail of Organic NFL Tier Grass? For the vegan I could imagine a sabre tooth tiger face first into the bucket and munching it up like it's Moon Sugar for a Khajiit. If you have anything you would like to add to this theory or have something you'd want me to make a theory of, please let me know in the comments. BUT! It MUST be furry related... (Submissions are to be submitted by tomorrow at 2:00 PM Eastern Standard Time).