Me: oh hey mind if I joined you I feel a bit evil today
(HEY SASHA WASSUP!)

(hi)
Me: don't you even dare

Me: but whyyy

Me: destroying cities is illegal

Me: but I’m done with people

Me: ...

Me: pleeeeeaassseee

Me: no!

Me: fine I’m gonna do it anyways
*walks off*

Soul: cool, not that this affects me

Me: ...

Noi: what
Marvin: the

Praxis: *continues attacking*

Marvin: I’ll help you Noi *throws Noi straight to Praxis*
Noi: alright *kicks Praxis 10 feet away*

Praxis: *unfazed*

Noi: *lands safe*

Praxis: *smirks evily*

Marvin: *appears*
Noi: *holds shield*
Marvin: umm *hides inside shield*

Praxis: ...

Noi: do something

Praxis: *erases a building from existence*

Marvin: *shoots Praxis*

Jake: IDIOT, USE NAPALM BOMBS!

Praxis: *attempts to kill Jake*

Jake: aaand you failed.

J: (a tourist) HEY!! *gains an orange aura, activates his fire powers, and jumps over to this guy* I have no idea who you are, I have no idea why you're doing this, but I'm here to get AWAY from the world-ending threats! So CAN YOU NOT?

Praxis: *attempts to kill J*

J: *dodges the attack* And that was a kill shot, we're doing this. *raises his hand and a sword comes FLYING into it, nearly missing the figure* (I will refer to Praxis as the figure bc I have no in-universe idea who he is)

Infinite: *laughs* I'm feeling BAD today...

Me: infinite please don't

Infinite: I think I WILL.

Me: *calls Zeno*
Zeno: *appears*

Infinite: *puts his mask on*

Zeno: *destroys infinite*

*it doesn't work*

Zeno:

Infinite: Not if you have the Phantom Ruby!

Zeno: I guess I have no choice
Me: Zeno please don't
Zeno: but it's the only way to get rid of infinite

Infinite: *laughs*

Zeno: *destroys every universe*
Everyone: *dies*

Pump: *somehow still alive*

Me: *floating around in space*

Pump: *summons Shenron and wishes all the universes back*

(shenron doesn't exist anymore he was destroyed when Zeno destroyed all the universes)

(This is another plot point I didn't clear. If Shenron is ever destroyed, he becomes built into Pump's wispon)

(oh ok)
All the universes: *restored*

Pump: Making new discoveries every time...

Me: ...

Pump: I found out that if Shenron were to get destroyed, he becomes built into my Wispon.

Me: ...

Pump: Unfortunately, that means Infinite is also here.

Ignia: crap

Pump: But, I don't know... maybe he'll be good again...

Me: that's weird praxis isn't here anymore

*Infinite's blue eye glows brightly*

Me: ...

Infinite: I no longer have my power... but I can still help you all!

Me: ok

Pump: Sometimes, I forget Infinite has heterochromia.

Me: ...

Pump: His eyes are blue and yellow!

Me: ok

Pump: ...

Me: ...

*Infinite closes his eyes*

Me: ...

*Infinite opens his yellow eye*

Me: ...

Infinite: *opens both his eyes*

Me: ...

Infinite: *attacks the air*

Me: ...

Infinite: ...

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Ignia: ...

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: *falls asleep*

Me: *hums*

Pump: *still sleeping*

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: 🎵Bit by bit I'm falling under your spell
Your smile's all I need to see to know we'll
Leave this endless darkness
Saying "Come along with me
Hold my hand"🎵

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: 🎵Back when you first came into my life
I recalled a place I knew as a child
A special place, one that held close to my heart
Won't you lead me in a dance down this winding road?
Where light and shadow entwine to take hold
Of the thoughts of the one left far behind🎵

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Ignia: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Ignia: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Ignia: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Me: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Ignia: ...

Pump: Zzzz...

Praxis: *attacks*

Pump: *dies*

Ignia: *yeets praxis to an alternate dimension*

Ron: We gotta revive Pump!

Me: *finds the dragon balls and revives pump*

Pump: What happened?

Me: you died

Pump: You revived me?

Me: yes

Pump: Well, thank you.

Me: you're welcome

Pump: *disappears*

Ignia: where did pump go?

Pump: *calls them on walkie*

Me: *pulls out a walkie*

Pump: *over walkie* I'm not sure where I am either, but... there seems to be a bank ahead.

Me: *over walkie* ok

Pump: *over walkie* Alright, I've got 6 options here. I think I'm in Henry Stickmin, but I haven't played the games in a while.

Me: what is Henry stickman?

Pump: *over walkie* It's a game...

Me: ...

Pump: *over walkie* Has anyone played it before?

Ignia: I've never heard of Henry Stickman either

Pump: *over walkie* Can you all just like.. . Teleport over here?

Me: sure *teleports everyone to where pump is*

Pump: Since no one's familiar with this game, I'll explain it. See that bank?

Ignia: yeah

Pump: We're trying to break in using these 6 options. *digs into the bag*

Me: ...

Pump: We've got a shovel... a teleporter... some explosives... a Lazer drill... a Wrecking ball... and a disguise.

Me: ...

Pump: What do you think?

Me: I would use the shovel first

Pump: *hesitantly* OK... *selects the shovel and digs*

Me: ...

Pump: *digs into a gas main. FAIL. Message: Never dig straight down.*

Me: ...

*reset*
Pump: What should we try now?

Me: the laser drill

Pump: *drills into the wall, but it collapses, resulting in another FAIL. Message: Open Sesame.*

Me: ...

*restart again*
Pump: What's next?

Me: a teleporter

Pump: *teleports into the wall, resulting in another FAIL. Message: It's emergent technology. I'm sure it will get better!*

Me: ...

*reset yet again*
Pump: What now?

Me: the disguise

Pump: Finally, Sasha might be getting it right. *Pump hides in the bag, is thrown in the back and sets off the alarm as he wakes up*

Me: ...

*cut to EtP*
Pump: We got the File, the Cellphone, the Drill, the NrG drink, the Teleporter, and the Rocket Launcher.

Me: ...

Pump: What do you think?

Me: the teleporter

Pump: *teleports outside the bank, but is accidentally shot, resulting in a FAIL. Message: You just can't seem to get the hang of that thing can you?*

Me: ...

*reset*
Pump: What now?

Me: the file

Pump: OK. *selects the file* Do we jump out the window, or through the Cell Door?

Me: through the cell door

Pump: OK. *bursts the cell open and knocks the guards out with proper timing*

Me: ...

Pump: Do we go with the Grenades or the Chair?

Me: the chair

Pump: OK. *grabs the chair and climbs through the vent* Left or right?

Me: right

Pump: OK. *goes right*

Me: ...

Pump: Rope, Parachute, Jetpack, or Plungers?

Me: plungers

Pump: OK. *selects the plungers and climbs down*