"Alright guys, lets cut the Christmas turkey!" said Mom.
But alas, the turkey was already being used by little Timmy. He was holding it near his abdomen and trusting backwards and forwards, shouting "MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE S**T". The mother stood in awe and cried out "TIMMY WHY!?" and he replied to her, smiling: "Only 23 more nuts to go today then." "23?" questioned mother "what was the other one?"
Timmy smiled and pointed at Grandma who was sitting in her armchair, eyes wide and sweat dripping down her forehead. "Timmy you monster."
