ADVICE FOR TODAYS GENERATION; I remember when kids before used to die for a piece of bread, but these days, kids complain about having "microplastics" in the in ocean. This affects us alpha males, as it destroys our image of a chiseled greek statue and turns us into boys who only eat "Cerelac" for babies. If only today's kids are willing to jump into toxic chemical waste for a piece of Gardenia, then maybe the future generation isn't so doomed.