Hello there
I am a corrupted being searching for a new body to possess, before you ask.

I'm deciding between a wild card and a trash can of good ideas.

What?
They are both real. Also I chose trash can of good ideas.

Error - S h u t

Why??

Error - I know how you act

Like I hate my [$4.99] life? Yeah.

Error - I ment the... ya know

I've changed.
At least for the next few billion millenia.

Error - sureeee

By the end of this week I tell you, I'll be an insane [#1RATEDSALESMAN1997]!

Error - tch..

I'll be the [BIGGEST SHOT] of them all too!

Error - sure bud

...
*blows a random atom up in front of error*

Error - ?

You don't believe me do ya?
I'm selling my "soul" to someone stronger than even you.

Error - Uh okay????

How do you feel about eternal darkness?

Error - Erm... (Note that this is a Error AU- He's a lot more sensitive )

Ah, doesn't matter. Not like the fate of the world rests in our hands..

( The website is working for me again so back to text boxes )

Jeez do you EVER read legends?
Everyone's read the DELTA RUNE prophecy, I thought.

So basically once the fountains envelop the world in darkness, humans and monsters are left in the shadows as their darker friends turn to stone. After that, we are lost in eternal darkness, well, eternally.

You wanna know why I chose this body specifically, even though it is a darkner?

( Wait hold up- This Error AU sprite and the Ink AU sprite both have a lot of blushing sprites >.> )

He holds a shadow crystal. I intend to collect them all to possibly create a fountain of light instead.

Well, I think there's something like 6 or seven. I've discovered the location of two so far. If I can get the others, reality, as in behind the fourth wall for us, is saved much more easily.

...what is it Ink?

I don't know-
You didn't teleport him here did you error?

Didn't think so.
Well uhh-
A toast ig..!
To stopping!
THE KNIGHT!!

Did everyone flunk out on prophecy class?

...
The Delta Rune.

So basically the Roaring Knight is manifested.

Don't worry, I plan on resolving it. By stealing shadow crystals.

So random darkners apparently have these powerful crystals. If I can forge them together, a powerful weapon may be made. It creates fountains of light, ironically.

Which is basically my way of saving the world. Cuz that "hero" just created their own dark fountain.

...he did just lose whatever vial colors he had in him from that. Other than that, should be.

..*whisper*
Watch this.
*I shove a rainbow vial down Ink's throat*
[Rainbow be made of every color except black n white]

Yeah, sorry about that. You didn't look completely yourself. I know you don't like people tampering with them but yknow... error was looking pale for a skinless skeleton.

Wait-
I poured the same amount of everything. I literally poured it into the same fluid ounce glass before mixing it in. Did someone tamper with the strength of em or something..?

Crap crap crap crap-
Here-
*I hand a vial of pure yellow*

Yeah. Yeah I do.
*thoughts*
(Holy crap the emotions remind me of myself)
*time freezes and I shove the vial down his throat*

* time frozen, Ink: Bitchless * (I'M SORRY I HAD TO)

*time unfroze*

*thoughts*
Wait he said pink first that wasn't heavily unbalanced or something was it?
*back to engrish*
You alright?

Good!
..you gonna open your eyes or something hahah-

( Ah fk the website is back to being slow as fk- )

Ink - n o

Oh okay
Want a choccy milk?

Okay-
So now'[S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A]
-...
transformation is coming along quickly.

Don't worry, it just means I'll be a little bit weirder. Mmk?
I can still talk like this but otherwise I'll have to act "natural"

Like at least in front of darkners. But otherwise I can chat easily. Anyways want anything?

Okay, what do ya need..?

What are you talking about?
...I can hold my own alright?
I'm a fast runner and can teleport away. Even then I can take a century'century's worth if I try. It'll be fine.

Oh yeah sorry...
At least you don't have to deal with creepy version tho-

( Like I said this is a AU, you will figure things out-)

WELL OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE TIPPED THE SCALES-
EVERY VIAL HAD THE SAME AMOUNT, I'M SORRY-
...I'm gonna f*cking MURDER lst!
I thought I smelled perfume before I gave Ink the thing.

( my dude fr is so sensitive )

*I teleport away, and come back with a cross and some nails*
Alright, I'll go find lst now.

*I teleport away and come back with that thing*
Alright here's your new eternal home :)

What do you think I'm doing?
This is revenge yes?

Oh don't worry, I have my ways of changing emotion. Even though...
I am out of f*cking vials.

...
*smirk*

You see, if I can charm him enough, that emotion should be used up eventually. I just gotta be careful not to... yknow.

Don't worry, even if he manages to get his hands on me, I can last for a century if I must. Just stay here, I have a feeling he wants you more than me.

I'm assuming that people are naturally more interested in people they know well-ish. Well cya-
*I leave the room*

[Bro even tho I had it on loop right then the music switched from field of hopes and dreams to chaos king wha-]

Ink, I'm back. What did you need?

..?
Well..?

Beats me.
After he dragged me in there he teleport ed away. Whatever..

Maybe I will, but I'm gonna have to ask you for something first.

I need a strawberry flavored popsicle from the special ice cream shop. I can tell if it isn't from that place by the way.

...
That place over there.
*gestures to ice cream shop*
Get me strawberry flavor.

Thanks-
*I'm given pink popsicle after a moment*
Looks just as good as as last time...

*consume*
What if I told you that frozen treats were programmed to change my mood based on their color?
By the way that was a large too, thanks!

Woah-
Is this the kind of thing you feel with the vials? EMOTION?

*though vague at first, the floor below me becomes a bit slippery bc reasons I don't wanna say*

But it's not time for that..
It's playtime!

* he teleported over to Error *

Get back over here~!
*I enter that room again*
*error thought ahead and wasn't in the room*

*snatches out of hand, throws out window*
Cmon, play with me~!

...
*random XL pink vial flies into my hand*
Dread it, run from it...
Destiny arrives all the same, darling!

* He grabbed it from your hand and broke it *

*I froze time and mended it, then refilled it*
*time unfreeze*
No use, pumpkin~

But I've never felt this good for my entire existence!

...
Now I see.
Now I see why I wasn't given the ability to feel emotion.
..
I'll go now.
Back to being the guy who has to take care of every other AU since his boss can't be everywhere at the same time, without credit.
...
You know what may have happened if I had actually had that blue pop?
My reaction would probably have been a full-on mental breakdown.
Bah...
Why am I taking this out on the one guy who has just as hard of a life?

...
If only I didn't exist in the first place.
How many timelines have I disrupted at this point?
I can't tell...

* he hugged you*

Hah..
Did you know that I don't do my job right?
I make them so that everyone inside is happy.
Then I get yelled at by my boss, for ruining a scenario.
I've satisfied Horror's hunger, removed PLAYER access, even brought Xtale back. It ruins the plot, but...
It gives hopeless beings what they've always wanted.
I can't make everyone happy, I realise that now...
As hard as I try, I can make either my boss and I happy, or everyone else.

Hah, that's funny...
Cuz they look almost exactly like you. A different timeline you could call it, I suppose. He lost his orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple vials. He lives off of either no emotion, red, or b l a c k .

*one tear.*
Yknow, this is a really vulnerable moment for me...
Would be a shame if someone interrupted it.

Agh- damnit, not this again!!

E-every once in a while, this one PLAYER stumbles upon my s-soul and-
Well let's just s-say it's their goal to get every single human and monster in classic world to... n-nevermind, it's awkward af to talk about.. They're still doing i-it cuz I last forever..

..what is it?

...
.....
*I take a step back*
I-I'm sorry b-boss! Please don't get angry at me for leaking how I feel about you again!!

But-
I've known you for trillions of millenia and you've been like that the entire time! I didn't k-know you actually had an okay side..

Wait.
What.
Could I be some sort of defect from that fateful time?

Then how have I known nothing else of you if you weren't like that before..?

Okay...
Whew, they're p-persistent this time-

It's something that an innocent bean like you wouldn't understand..

Not that kind.
I mean in the sense of how humans come into existence...

Basically what the pink vial does in extreme amounts.

...don't test that value..
Even I think it's a little far.

Good.
Anyways...-
AH JIT-
*I fall over*

Th-they finished...ugh.
I'm alright.

...
Should I make you able to understand what is happening?
I can do that pretty easy-

Okay, you don't gotta shout...
In other words, what I just experienced was a lot of good pain.

Okay-
IT'S SAFE NOW ERROR-

* no response ... only a scream :] *

*I set telepathy to on*

*thoughts*
Error, what's happening?

( This Error AU has a lot..)

*mind*
Oh...okay. it's safe now-

*mind* yeah. You can come out of... wherever you are.