Please

*slides in* sup bro

*re-lubricates the beach seat* I was just waxing that.

Greetings

Greeting fellow traveler! *npc noises intensify*

How are you doing this fine morning? *idle animation begins*

Upon this morning I hath been doing good but… Oh woe is me, it hath seems that some bandits have taken my sheep! If you go north to the abandoned cave, you will find them there, Im afraid I cannot due this quest on my lonesome, so you must aid me! Will you accept this perilous journey?

I shall. What shaleth I collect to aid us in our quest?

While I am not armed enough to take this quest on my own… Take a look at my copious weapons storage bigger then my house!

Uhh… but you said you weren’t armed. What you just said is extremely contradictory

Onwards adventurer!

Onwards!

*aproaches crossroad* dear adventurer! The cave of the bandits is ahead, follow me! I shall protect you! *goes in cave and immediately gets knocked out by the bandits*

*monotone* oh no. My companion has been incapacitated. Whatever shall I do?

Hi

Hi

what u up to

Not much, I have a knee injury so I’ve been just lying in bed with the leg elevated since Thursday, I can walk without much pain now but I’ve just been stuck in bed for a while.