I wanna kill myself now tbh

*sticks my head through [the same rope which is completely child friendly]* SAMEEE

YESSSSS

Let's not wrap our heads in the aa me noose ever again

Yeah- OOOH ANOTHER NOOSE- *Runs*

Have fun with that...
I'm gonna settle with the shotgun method.

ALR

*I place it directly yo my head*
*after pulling the trigger we see several marks in the wall next to me*
GOD
DAMMIT
THEY JUST WENT RIGHT THROUGH ME

?

The shell went right through my skull. Like it wasn't even there.

Oh..

Well this thing sucks.
[+over9000disappointment]

I pulled a stormtrooper moment.

:(

I don't think I'm allowed to die...
Well maybe if I take a different form, like...
A CREEPY AHH SALESMAN

Why are your monocles not different colors mate-

Wait a minute
You're talking like Queen, not my good old pal Spamton.
Starting every word in caps, but not in full caps. No words in brackets either..!

You don't even LOOK like him. Barely a resemblance to NEO form..!

( oh sht- )

Sorry, but even I can pull a better resemblance..!

( middle finger emoji )

*once we both spin around you get to see a lightly crying me*

I swear I didn't w-want this..

Sureee

...
IDK HEEEEELP-

WHAT

WHAT IS IT-

GET US OUT OF THIS NOOSE BEFORE WE'RE FORCED INTO YKNOW-

OKAY OKAY JEEZ-

[I get scissors and cut the noose]

YAY

^^

:]

* h u g *

[+5,000 happiness]

^ ^

OH THANK GOD-
that was... traumatizing..
[+50 embarrassment]

*eye roll*

What are you rolling your eyes for?
I'm calling for idk to get us out of this thing-

*shrug*

YAY

We're saved!

Whar

So I can feel that we are spinning in opposite directions to each other...
Over time...

Oh-

We need to get out of this thing
n o w

Alr- *grabs knife*

Oh yeah I uh...
Earlier I tied our hands to our backs to make sure we went completely through with death...

*sigh* 🖕

Well this is going to be an uncomfortable hangout...

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[Fone doesn't speak whatever that is]

💀

Yeah I thought so.
Well time for back-to-back hangouts!

👍

*I kick the stool out from under us*
Hmm strange, I can still speak-
Whatever.

:(

Hby?

Yep

Well that's a shame...
And uhh I can't seem to get out...
...
ohno

?

I...
I think we're spinning like gears.

OMG YASSS

Let's go at the same time!
...facing the opposite direction.

OKAY

I don't wanna have to stay stuck like that is all.

Tru-

Especially considering there's a good chance I won't die..

Oof

Unless you want such otherwise for some creepy ahh reason... which even then I will likely hesitate-

What-?

What I mean is unless you wanna hang out face to face, which I will hesitate quite a bit anyway.